Funny Pride Hat: The Gay Agenda (Mostly Brunch & Coffee) Embroidered Snapback
Fed up with the absurd "gay agenda" fear-mongering? I'm Upton Rand from Gaymensfieldguide.com, and I designed this funny pride hat to flip the script. This premium embroidered snapback features 'the gay agenda' in a killer horror font, hilariously revealing the actual master plan below: 'mostly brunch and coffee.'
It's wearable political satire, a bold statement piece for the LGBTQ+ community (gay, lesbian, trans, queer – all of us!) and our allies who are tired of the bullshit. This conversation starter reclaims the narrative with a wink, reminding everyone our real agenda often involves mimosas, avocado toast, and maybe fighting for equal rights. Forget fear, let's own the narrative with this unique LGBTQ+ apparel.
This isn't just funny gay merch; it's a high-quality flat bill snapback hat:
Premium Custom Embroidery: The 'Gay Agenda / Mostly Brunch & Coffee' design is stitched with high-quality, durable thread for a sharp, lasting look that pops.
Durable Materials: Crafted from a comfortable, sturdy 80% acrylic / 20% wool blend (Note: White variant is 100% acrylic) for excellent shape retention.
Classic Structured Fit: High-profile, 6-panel trucker hat style design provides a clean, modern silhouette.
Adjustable Snapback Closure: Ensures a comfortable, secure fit for most adult head sizes.
Flat Brim Style: Comes with a stylish flat bill (easily curved to your preference).
Details: Includes a sewn-in label and standard brand sticker on the visor.
Choose the embroidered hat that fits your vibe:
Navy: Classic & versatile with crisp custom stitching.
Black/Teal: Bold attitude with high-contrast teal embroidery.
Dark Gray: Moody & cool, offering excellent contrast, especially in low light.
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Stop letting them write the story. Grab this perfect LGBTQ+ gift (for yourself or a friend!), pick your color, and let's get brunch. Wear your pride apparel loud and proud (of your brunch schedule). Add this must-have embroidered snapback to your cart today!