The Ultimate Gay Pride T-Shirt for Bold Bottoms & Confident Tops
 
Let me tell you about the gay t-shirt that’s been making guys do double-takes across my test markets. Picture this: lithographed jockeys with their perfect asses perched high out of their saddles, captured from behind in all their glory. Bold LGBTQ+ statement text outlined in fiery red announces “ALL BOTTOMS TO THE STARTING LINE” across the chest.
 
The Silent Language We All Speak
 
You know that electric moment in the locker room—towel wrapped low, catching that lingering glance that speaks volumes without a single word? That’s the energy this funny gay t-shirt channels. It’s about our community’s coded signals, but with the volume cranked up for 2025.
 
I designed this after my gay divorce (best decision ever), when I realized we still crave those moments of pure, unfiltered recognition. This isn’t just a LGBTQ+ graphic tee—it’s a conversation starter that does the heavy lifting while you’re doing… well, actual heavy lifting.
 
For Tops Who Know Exactly What They Want
 
We all know the dance. Tops eyeing bottoms, bottoms signaling availability, and everyone pretending it’s all casual. This gay top t-shirt cuts through the nonsense.
 
Perfect for:
• Pride t-shirt – Make your preferences clear at Pride events
• Gym t-shirt – Get that knowing smirk from your trainer
• Funny LGBTQ+ clothing – Skip past the awkward “what are you into?” phase
• Gay vacation essential – Turn heads at Fire Island, Palm Springs, Key West, P-Town
 
Premium Quality for Premium Ass-ets
 
This high-quality cotton t-shirt hugs in all the right places without that cheap, clingy feeling.
• 100% premium cotton – Soft, breathable, and durable
• Available in: White, Sport Gray, and Graphite Heather
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Pre-shrunk fabric – Holds its shape after washing
• Designed, printed, and shipped from my gay-owned business in the USA
 
The Story Behind the Design
 
After publishing Gay Campgrounds (my LGBTQ+ travel memoir about first-time experiences at gay outdoor retreats), I noticed something—our community thrives on playful gay innuendo and genuine connection.
 
This funny gay pride t-shirt embodies that: bold enough for a circuit party, confident enough for the gym, and conversation-starting enough for a casual brewery meetup.
 
Who Needs Subtlety When You’ve Got Style?
 
In a world of rainbow capitalism and sanitized queer aesthetics, this is my middle finger to playing it safe.
 
It’s trashy Pride at its best—because sometimes the most authentic LGBTQ+ expression is the one that makes people clutch their pearls while secretly wanting what you’re serving.
 
Shipping & Returns
• Standard shipping: $4.75 per t-shirt
• Custom printed just for you—no returns (so check the size chart before ordering)
 
This isn’t just another gay pride shirt—it’s a statement piece. Part of my Summer 2025 LGBTQ+ clothing collection, celebrating the raw, unfiltered experiences that make our community vibrant.
 
Game recognizes game. And tops recognize bottoms. Get yours while they last.