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TRANSMISSION_ID: BUILDING-JARVIS-LOCAL

BUILDING JARVIS LOCAL

DATE: 2025-10-XX//AUTHOR: ARCHITECT

Home Field Advantage.

HOME_LABLATENCY: 50msPRIVACY: AIR_GAPPED

LOCAL_JARVIS_DESK

The "Talking to God" Problem

When you ask Alexa to turn on the lights, your voice travels 3,000 miles to a server, gets processed, and travels 3,000 miles back.

That is insane.

Why are we sending lightswitch commands across the continent?

I built a Local Brain. A Mac Studio running Llama 3. It lives in my closet. It knows everything about my house. And it talks back instantly.

[SIMULATION] :: LATENCY_TEST: CLOUD_VS_LOCAL

PATH: VOICE -> WIFI -> AWS (US-EAST-1) -> AUTH -> PROCESS -> AWS -> WIFI -> LIGHT

SYS_READYID: 4ZWX91

The Privacy Panic

Here is the other thing: Data Mining.

Amazon knows when you go to sleep (because you tell Alexa "Goodnight"). They know when you leave. They know what music you like.

When you run Local, you are invisible.

[GAME] :: PRIVACY_HARD_MODE
Q: 1/2SCORE: 0
You ask: 'What is the weather?' Who hears it?
SYS_READYID: QGARGG

How to Start (The Stack)

  1. Home Assistant: The OS of your house.
  2. Ollama: To run the LLM (Mistral or Llama 3).
  3. Whisper: For voice-to-text (locally).

It feels like magic. It feels like Tony Stark. And the best part? No monthly fee.

[SIMULATION] :: THE_SUBSCRIPTION_BLEED

YOUR_MONTHLY_RENT

Netflix$22
Spotify$12
Adobe Creative Cloud$60
Dropbox$15
ChatGPT Plus$20
Midjourney$30
TOTAL$159/mo

*Click items to cancel them.

COST OVER 5 YEARS

$9,540

IF INVESTED (S&P 500)

$13,356
LOCAL_ALTERNATIVE_COSTNAS ($400) + Plex ($0) + Obsidian ($0) + Stable Diffusion ($0)
$400 one-time
SYS_READYID: TYXLKD
[SIMULATION] :: HUMAN_VS_MODEL_LATENCY_TEST
MODEL_V5 (AUTO-REGRESSIVE)0%
YOU (BIOLOGICAL NEURAL NET)NaN%

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SYS_READYID: 24KEED

Conclusion

The Cloud is great for backup. It is terrible for living.

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