While your coworkers are still checking Dogecoin at 3am, you're over here building actual wealth with index funds and enjoying your morning coffee like a grown-up. This 11oz ceramic mug celebrates the revolutionary act of being fiscally responsible in a world obsessed with get-rich-quick schemes.
Perfect for sipping your pour-over while your portfolio quietly compounds in the background. Because sometimes the most radical thing you can do is be boring with your money and exciting with everything else.
Why You'll Love It:

Durable white ceramic - Built to last longer than most crypto exchanges
Microwave & dishwasher safe - Low maintenance, just like your investment strategy
Vivid, fade-resistant printing - Your message stays strong through every market cycle
Comfortable C-handle - Ergonomic design for those long spreadsheet sessions
BPA & lead-free - Clean ingredients, just like your diversified portfolio

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Perfect for: Finance gays, investment professionals, anyone who chose boring over bankruptcy