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UPTON
Rand


I Trusted Waze, and Now I’m in a Low-Budget Remake of Children of the Corn
About thirty minutes in, I passed a landmark that looked… hauntingly familiar. A sudden wave of dread hit me. Waze hadn’t just sent me down a different route. Waze was guiding me back to the campground. I was in a loop. Like a cursed gay NPC, doomed to deliver shirts forever in cornfield purgatory.
Upton Rand
Jul 32 min read
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