The Man, The Myth, The Legend: Horst Schultz and the World’s most powerful ejaculation.

Ok, I dunno why but I got bored, and was looking up world records sunday, when I randoml accross the curious guy named Horst Schultz. Surprisingly this 100% real. Let me introduce you to Horst Schultz, a man whose achievements are as impressive as they are… well, unconventional.

Horst holds two official world records:

• The farthest ejaculation ever recorded – A staggering 18 feet, 9 inches (5.71 meters).

• The fastest ejaculation velocity – A blazing 42.7 mph (68.7 km/h).

That’s not just a world record—that’s ballistic science.

Breaking the Distance Barrier

Think about it. The average human male? Maybe gets a foot or two on a good day. But 18 feet, 9 inches? That’s a full-blown long-range projectile. The kind of feat that deserves its own ESPN highlight reel.

So how did Schultz accomplish this? Scientists studying human sexual response (yes, this was studied) found that factors like muscle control, fluid dynamics, and sheer power all contribute to the distance factor. But let’s be real—some men are just built different.

The Need for Speed

Now, let’s talk velocity.

At 42.7 mph, Schultz’s record is moving faster than:

• A residential speed limit in most cities.

• A standard professional baseball pitch (if thrown underhand).

• And quite possibly, some birds in mid-flight.

If sperm had a NASCAR league, Horst Schultz would be the Dale Earnhardt of ejaculation.

Why This Record Matters

Sure, it’s hilarious. Sure, it’s absurd. But in the world of sex research, these studies actually contribute to medical understandings of male reproductive health, pelvic floor strength, and even athletic endurance.

And let’s be honest—it’s a conversation starter. Next time someone brags about an obscure record, you’ve got Horst Schultz in your back pocket, ready to drop some seriously unexpected knowledge.